50 Hilarious Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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There’s nothing more fun and satisfying than dad humor. And that’s because dad jokes aren’t like regular jokes, they’re multi-faceted and complex. Dad jokes are funny because they’re so corny, and you don’t know if you should laugh or grimace. There’s impossible not to laugh at a dad joke and you definitely can’t be sad around your dad when he’s in his “fun” mood.

Also, the way your dad smiles a little too wide when he’s about to tell a joke: “When is a door not a door?” You already know the answer because he probably told that joke many times, but your dad’s face is filled with so much joy, that you can just laugh with him. “When it’s a jar!” he says, and bursts into thunderous laughter. His laughter brings the dad joke to another level of cheesy goodness.

Yes, they can be corny and awful, but somehow these are the kind of jokes that make us laugh despite their ridiculousness. Read on, and enjoy these hilarious jokes, and make sure to send them to your own dad. We promise you’ll get a laugh from him!

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1. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
2. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
6. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
7. What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
8. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
9. What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.
10. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
11. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
12. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
13. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
14. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
15. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

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16. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
17. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with!
18. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory!
19. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
20. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it!
21. I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
22. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
23. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying!
24. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!
25. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
26. Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
27. I thought about going on an all-almond diet… But that’s just nuts!
28. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!
29. My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?”And I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
30. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!
31. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
32. I tell dad jokes but I have no kids…I’m a faux pa!
33. So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
34. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
35. My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!

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36. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!
37. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy!
38. Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!
39. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
40. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad!
41. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!
42. When the grocery store clerk asks me if I want the milk in a bag, I always tell him, “No, I’d rather drink it out of the carton!”
43. The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this!
44. What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got tiny legs!
45. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!
46. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
47. Can February March? No, but April May!
48. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
49. I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!
50. What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!

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