NOTE: Before you start reading this article, you may want to get yourself some tissues, because you will LAUGH WITH TEARS!

We have talked a lot about a subject that does not make too many people happy: divorce! It’s heartbreaking, overwhelming, scary, annoying, and time-consuming. It requires a lot of paperwork, and overall, it’s nothing but a pain you know where.

We’ve established many times what the reasons that make people so “excited” to split up even after a relationship that lasted several years are: cheating, misunderstandings, fighting over and over again, boredness, miscommunication, misbehavior, and the list can go on.

These are all serious problems that make a marriage lose its spark, but let’s not talk about this. Not that I want to be the next gossip girl in town, but did you know that some people end up divorcing for some absolutely stupid reasons?

If you want to find out what they are and have a good laugh, you already know what you have to do: keep reading!

1. The wife won the lottery 

Every time we say that money is not important, cash doesn’t mean affection, or just like Jennifer Lopez would say, “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”, it seems like money actually is ALL that matters! Why is that, you might ask?

Unfortunately, there is no correct answer for that. Let’s take a couple from California for example. They met when they were teenagers, they fell in love and they ended up getting married.

Love everywhere, affection all the way, all that until she decided to try winning the lottery. She did it as a secret, so no wonder why everyone was shocked when she filed for divorce after 25 years of a happy and healthy marriage.

Two years after the split, it was discovered that the woman had won over $1 million in the California Lottery. She was not greedy for love but greedy for money. She wanted to keep all the money for herself, so she decided to say “bye-bye” to her husband.

Somehow, the truth got out and a judge decided that she had to give ALL the money to her ex-partner.

What can we say? She is poor and also single!

2. He bet his wife on a poker game 

Well, well, well, if this isn’t something similar to a comedy scene, I don’t know what is! We know that in movies, men tend to bet their belongings, such as cars and money, but never their wives! What comes next, betting their kids?

But what can you do when you are in the middle of the game, and ran out of money? Well, you can’t get out of the game, because you don’t want other people to say you are a coward. You stay and think deeply, and you realize that you have a wife at home, and maybe your colleagues would like her.

And so you bet on your wife. This is exactly what happened in Russia when a man ran out of money at a poker game, so he decided to give away his wife as a prize. He wasn’t lucky that night, so he lost.

After a while, his wife found out about the fun night and she decided to actually divorce him for the person who won the poker game.

3. He was too sweet for her 

At first, in my mind, I would’ve wondered what woman doesn’t like it when her husband is affectionate, sweet, nice, and also a good cook? Pardon me, but I was wrong, not everybody likes that.

For instance, a woman named Rashida Lucas was married to a man who was so in love with her, that he couldn’t help himself but declare his love to her. Her husband used to tell his wife “I love you” too often.

On top of that, he was always cooking, which made her gain weight. She felt like this man was too nice for her, so she decided to let him go.

Uhm… where do I sign up for a husband like this?

4. His wife was possessed

We don’t like demons, especially when the exorcism is expensive, and we are married to the person who is possessed by the devil. This is what a man had stated when he decided to divorce his wife. He said that his partner had unusual behavior (did she behave like a monster in church?) and she even managed to “levitate”.

And the cherry on top is that the court had actually agreed with him, saying that this behavior existed, but they didn’t say it was the woman’s fault. If it was true, why didn’t he talk to his wife so they could find a way out of the bad energy together?

5. Because he voted for Donald Trump

Not that we don’t have enough political fights and misunderstandings already in this country, but this one tops them all!

A woman of 73 years old, named Gayle McCormick, was married to her husband for 22 years, but everything changed in an instant when she found out that her husband was planning to vote for Donald Trump.

She said that she felt betrayed and she was just fooling herself. His decision to vote for the former president of the United States of America made her realize that they had major problems in their relationship.

Now, this is what I call interested in politics!

6. Because she wasn’t wearing waterproof makeup 

As much as men love a woman when she is not wearing any makeup, letting her skin breathe, they love it when women are all glammed up.

According to a man, his 28-year-old Arab bride lied to him and “deceived him” because she was using too much makeup and fake eyelashes. He liked her very much when she was looking like she’s about to go clubbing, but everything changed after the wedding when they were on the beach.

The makeup washed off as they were enjoying a relaxing day at the beach – their last one as a couple because the cosmetics weren’t waterproof.

As it turns out, their marriage wasn’t waterproof either!

TAKEAWAY 

Did you have a good laugh? I told you that you would! What can we say? You have to make sure who you are planning to tie the knot with: make sure you know their political interests, see them without any makeup on before walking down the aisle, find out if they want to try winning the lottery, if they are possessed or not and so many others!

What do you think about these ridiculous reasons that people divorced? Don’t forget to share your thoughts with us by leaving them in the comments section down below!