50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

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Cheesy pick-up lines are such a cliche. However, it’s better to be a cliche than to be boring. Try one of these cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you’ll get laughs, if not love, and you’ll impress the other person with your sense of humor.

Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? Or you’re looking for something interesting to say when introducing yourself to someone new? These funny pick up lines may be cheesy, but they’re definitely going to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! And if cheesy pickup lines aren’t your thing, just be yourself and start a conversation with the person you have a crush on!

And lastly, tell me in the comment section which pick-up line would you be bold enough to use?

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1. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they will also smile inside, I promise you.

2. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

3. “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

4. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

5. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pick up lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy!

6. “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

7. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

8. “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

9. “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

10. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

11. “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

12. “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

13. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

14. “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

15. “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

16. “I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”

17. “I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”

18. “Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

19. “Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”

20. “Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”

21. “Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”

22. “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”

23. “Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

24. “Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”

25. “Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”

26. “They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”

27. “I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”

28. “I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!” You can now turn a sneeze into something super romantic.

29. “I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

30. “Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”

31. “Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

32. “Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”

33. “I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”

34. “You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”

35. “Not even Snape could Severus apart!”

36. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

37. “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

38. “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

39. “Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

40. “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

41. “Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

42. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

43. “You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”

44. “Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”

45. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

46. “We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

47. “Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

48. “I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?”

49. “Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”

50. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

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